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Doug Gottlieb

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

This is the other co fuck boy in the #fuckboyfiles Doug Gottlieb who tandem tweeted "Kobe lives in Newport Coast, takes choppers to games, made $60m last 2 years... The struggle is real #icantbreathe" Besides the fact that exhibits the fuck boy logic of thinking that because a black person is rich and famous means he has nothing to be mad about, this fuck boy has apparently been hating on Kobe's life waiting to drop dime like Big Head Rico in Belly.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

John Middlekauff

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

This and the next case following are co-cases in the #fuckboyfiles CBS Sports commentator John Middlekauff took to his Twitter account in response Kobe's decision to wear the "I Can't Breathe" shirt, the last words of Eric Garner tweeted, "I respect Bron, Rose w/ the 'I can't breathe' both grew up in the hood/poverty. Feel it means something to them. W/Kobe, well no comment." This idea that because a black person is rich and famous means that they are no longer black speaks to very convoluted ideas about what it means to black. And moreso, the idea that only people who are from the hood can empathize with what's going on is another line of fuck boy logic If you feel that you have to be black and poor to understand oppression, then you're a fuck boy.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Rudy Giuliani

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

When I first embarked on building these #fuckboyfiles I told myself that a person would only need to be a fuck boy once to make a point. Who was I kidding? Like our legal system, these files  will have repeated offenders and the first to be a two time fuckboy is Rudy Giuliani who said, in an interview with Geraldo Rivera, "Maybe all these left-wing politicians who want to blame police, maybe there’s some blame here that has to go to the teachers union, for refusing to have schools where teachers are paid for performance, for fighting charter schools, for fighting vouchers so that we can drastically and dramatically improve education." 🙈 My nigga, my nigga. Since Giuliani is blaming teachers for police chokeholds, blame police brutality the next time you fail a class.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Bill Bratton

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

Even before the death of Eric Garner, NYPD Commissioner, Bill Bratton, has committed many acts of fuckery. But since, he's been in rare form--even for a fuck boy. In his speech regarding the protests at the Association for a Better New York he remarked that "It's hard to make sense of it [the anger], crime is down, isn't that what police are paid to do?" This suggests that people are mad about the crime rates of civilians and not the cops--which is what the protests are about fuck boy this also suggests that cases like Garner are being used to power the narrative that these chokeholds are necessary evils for a "safer New York." And it finally suggests that without the police, people would have no decorum of their own--all of these suggestions above are examples of fuck boy logic and is a sure fire way to get you a case in the #fuckboyfiles.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Jonathan Bernier

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

This #fuckboyfiles is about what happens when PR and not knowing what the fuck you're talking about goes wrong. When asked at the charity event, "The Giant of Africa" about the historical legacy of Nelson Mandela, Toronto Maple Leafs Goaltender Jonathan Bernier answers, "Well obviously growing up, he's one of the most known athletes in the world. A lot of impact in any kind of sport that he did, and even playing hockey, everyone knows him, right? From being the type of person that he was off the ice and on the ice. It's unfortunate that he passed a year ago, but, he changed a lot while he was with us, and he's a tremendous guy." Not only does this fuck boy not know contemporary world history, but he apparently doesn't know hockey history either. My great granduncle Jedediah Israel always told me, "Boy, if they ever ask you who someone is and you don't know, shut the fuck up and let grown folks talk." Point taken, Uncle Jedediah, point taken. 

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Ben Carson

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

The greatest irony of the human condition has to be the idea that we can save others but not ourselves. That irony makes itself clear in this case of the #fuckboyfiles with retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson. In his appearance on the American Family Radio station last week, he blamed feminism on the breakdown of the African-American family. "73 percent of the young people are born out of wedlock, the majority of them have no father figure in their life. I think a lot of it really got started in the ’60s with the ‘me generation. What’s in it for me?’ I hate to say it, but a lot of it had to do with the women’s lib movement. You know, ‘I’ve been taking care of my family, I’ve been doing that, what about me?’ You know, it really should be about us.” If 73% of young people have no father figures in their life, how is that because of women's freedom? I could understand if 73% of young people had no mother figures in their life, then this fuck boy might be on to something. He's on something alright: the toxic fumes of a pipe dream which tells him that commentary like this is going to make him a presidential candidate in 2016.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Jeanine Pirro

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

On the latest edition of the #fuckboyfiles we have Jeanine Pirro, the retired Westchester County District Attorney who has that reality based court show on the CW, who agrees with the sentiment that it isn't the police who need to be retrained, it's the community. 😒 This is the culture we live in. We blame poverty on the poor, terrorism on the terrorized, rape on the person who was raped and if I shot any of you, it wouldn't be my fault for shooting, it would be your fault for being shot. Pirro and her bum ass show are both fuck boy.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Chris Brown

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

"Just got rich/took a broke nigga's bitch/I can make a broke bitch rich/but I don't fuck with broke bitches" Sounds familiar? They're from a song that warns us about the promiscuous infidelity of women. What I've always found ironic about the song is how the "hoe" was the only one named in not being loyal when this fuck boy is the one who took her. This case goes in the #fuckboyfiles because this nigga put his private matters on blast to blow shorty up about dating Drake. What happened? I thought you knew these "hoes ain't loyal." It's all smash hit singles when you take a broke nigga's girl, but when a nigga take yours, now you want to cut the music. 😒 Putting your private matters in the public has always been fuck boy behavior--and niggas always feel they can violate women for doing the same shit they doing is fuck boy x 10. The only victim in all this is the many broke niggas who had their girls taken by a fuck boy. But there's always light at the end of the tunnel my niggas, you were done a favor.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Al Sharpton

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

I would be lying if I said I didn't want this nigga's case to appear in the #fuckboyfiles. For a long time Al Sharpton has been the Don King of fuckery. He has repeatedly appeared unannounced to the doorsteps of aggrieved families who have lost their sons to police brutality in order to afford the many cans of Murray's Hair Wax he continues to ply to that tired ass perm. His latest fuck boy caper: arranging to deliver the eulogy for Akai Gurley--the man who was shot in the staircase of his Brooklyn apartment complex by a rookie police officer--WITHOUT the permission of the family. How do you even fix your perm to deliver a eulogy for someone you don't even know? Rest in Peace Akai Gurley. 

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Dirt Bag Couple

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

This #fuckboyfiles case comes in the form of a couple who thought it was funny to mock the chokehold that killed Eric Garner. Moments like this speaks to how fuck boys view tragedy in our culture. When karma throws their asses in a chokehold, I hope this video is on repeat for them. This is why we have to say Black Lives Matter because to people like this, it doesn't.

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Birdman

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

First Roc-A-Fella break up, now this. I always used to wonder why this nigga rubbed his hands together, that's because this fuck boy was on some slimy ass shit. Not only has Brian "Birdman" Williams refused to release the next Carter album, he apparently hasn't been paying Wayne what he's worth since Drake got signed. Bruh, So Far Gone came out in '09, really? The break up of Cash Money marks the end of the 90s biggest rap labels (Bad Boy, Death Row, Ruff Ryders, Roc-A-Fella, Murder Inc.) 

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Rand Paul

August 27, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

First Eric Garner was killed because he resisted arrest, THEN he was killed because of the EMT's lack of response, THEN he was killed because he was obese, NOW, according to our newest case in the #fuckboyfiles Kentucky Senator Rand Paul says it was actually because of the $5.85 tax on cigarettes that got him killed. These fuck boys will blame it on the belt loop of his cargo shorts before they blame it on the chokehold and the man who applied it. 

August 27, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Ron Christie

August 06, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

Just got a case sent over for the #fuckboyfiles. This fuckboy Ron Christie, an American Government Relations Expert, penned an article asking for the accountability of those who rioted in Ferguson asking the question, "Why do predominately black mobs get a free pass to riot and steal in response to a political outcome they disagree with?" I have a question of my own: "Why do predominantly white police officers get a free pass to kill black people without it even going to trial?" Think about it: If rioting is the CAUSE of the police violence, wouldn't we have seen MORE black people killed by police AFTER the riots instead of before. Would there have even been a riot if Mike Brown wasn't murdered? On another note: Rest In Peace to Zemir Begic, the young Bosnian man who was killed in one of the riots in Ferguson (Ron Christie still a fuck boy though).

August 06, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Pat Lynch

August 06, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

Patrolmen's Benevolent Association President, Pat Lynch, is the newest case in the #fuckboyfiles. In responding to the murder of Eric Garner, Lynch says that what we're missing in this story is that Daniel Pantaleo, the officer who applied the chokehold to Garner, is an Eagle Scout--so was Charles Joseph Whitman. 

August 06, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Peter King

August 06, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

Cases are flooding in. Now we have Peter King saying that had Eric Garner not been obese, he wouldn't have died. According to him, "when you can't breathe, you also can't speak" The same rule should apply when you're a fuckboy.

August 06, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Mike "Eat a Dick" Ditka

August 06, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

Time to add another case into the #Fuckboyfiles. This fuckboy Mike Ditka says he was "embarrassed" for the players of the St. Louis Rams because they came out of the tunnel in the "Hands Up Don't Shoot" stance. Then he goes on to say, "I don't want to hear about this hands up crap. That's not what happened. I don't know exactly what happened, but I know that's not what happened." Sometimes the best thing you can do is let people talk, they eventually tell on themselves.

August 06, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Gretchen Carlson

August 06, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

So minutes after the Grand Jury decides not to indict Daniel Pantaleo for killing Eric Garner with a chokehold, this fuckboy Gretchen Carlson worries herself about the protests that are sure to happen tonight. She's not all that concerned about why people keep protesting. Nah that would be too hard to fathom. She's worried about how this is gonna affect the Tree Lighting Ceremony. A man had his life taken but nah, Christmas lights. Definitely another case in the Fuckboy Files.

August 06, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Charles Barkley

August 06, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

This dude been on my fuckboy radar for a while, but the shit he said about the neighborhood being the "Wild Wild West" without the cops suggests that black people need police presence to behave. This coming from a dude whose Nike campaign was "I am not a Role Model." I'm glad he was never mine. But this has solidified his case in the Fuckboy Files.

August 06, 2016 /Yahdon Israel
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Darnell Dockett

August 02, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

I know some niggas joke that if shorty is old enough to cross the street, she's old enough to get hit. All this communicates to me is that a lot you old niggas need your Driver's License revoked. THIS fuckboy in particular became a case in the #fuckboyfiles when he reposted a picture of 16 year-old Malia on his page because her body is in full bloom. Let a young boy worry about who's taking her to prom; the only reason you should ever see a nigga this big and this old at your high school prom is if he's chaperoning. 

August 02, 2016 /Yahdon Israel

Elizabeth Lauten

August 02, 2016 by Yahdon Israel

They say you shouldn't throw stones if you work for the White House, and if you have a job in politics, you should watch your mouth. Elizabeth Lauten apparently didn't get the memo when she thought it was a good idea to post on Facebook to Sasha and Malia about their "poor dress choice" and "classless behavior," especially considering Lauten was arrested for larceny when she was a teenager. Being a #fuckboy isn't only reserved for men, women get it too and Ms. Elizabeth Lauten, you are a new case in the #fuckboyfiles #elizabethlauten

August 02, 2016 /Yahdon Israel
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